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[Don't Smoke]

GREAT GRAPHICS

but the rest of the movie just killed it.

[Clerks Cartoon 1]

wow, that was REALLY good!

and I loved that show. if you dont already own it, buy the dvd clerks unsensored. everybody. its awsome. AHHH MILK!!!

[Pharmacy!]

that was great!

I love it! you kick ass

[Bad Inventions #5]

ahh, you've done it again

I laughed and laughed, and then I laughed some more. hmmm, whats this, oh no, now Im laughing yet again! that was great, keep up this series, there great, you know what would be cool, if you animated some of those crazy inventions by that guy who draws those big complicated machines designed to do simple tasks. oh well, if you dont know who Im talking about next time you see me in one of the bbs's just ask, I got a few of his books, but Im too lazy to get up and find one of them. great job on! I love the whole series!

[Anagrams]

that was awsome!

that was super sweet! I definantly think you should make another, cuz I want more! it does need music desperately though, I liked it so much I spent acouple of minutes thinking about what would go well with your movie, and I came up with a few choices:
If this were my movie, and I were deciding what to play in the background, my first choice would be subcode by bill laswell and Jah Wobble: a nice little modern jazz piece (this was playing while your movie was, I thought it sounded cool so I restarted them at the same time and fade ins and all that even fit timewise with your movie, it was kind of odd.)
another cool song would be
wheres your head at by basement jaxx. this is a little more upbeat but would still fit well.
I dunno, the first song subcode might be a trifle hard to find online, or in a store for that matter. if you want it you can email me at [e-mail] and I'll send it to you. use it or not, I would definantly recomend some music for this one, and for the next one (praying to the flash gods that there will be a next one) all my fives r belong to this flash!

[Perfect Kirby 1.3]

once again... yawn!

the only entertainment I got from your movie was douring the ten minute smoke-out session I had while watching it. also, sorry if this review doesnt make much sence, after viewing your movie Im pretty stoned. whatever you may think, this is just as bad as the other two, maybe worse. this had the worst story because it had none, no plot or anything like that, just a ten minute showcase of a poorly animated pink creature and guys that walk funny having poorly animated deaths. if you movies are going to be that pointless, please, do like the clockcrew and dont make them more then a minute long. and if you MUST make more episodes, please have somebody else write them and somebody else animate them and somebody else record the voices.

[Perfect Kirby 1.2]

yawn!

do you go out of your way to bore me? poor graphics, poor sound, poor story line, no plot. this was just incredible boring, redundant, unhumorus. all your jokes have been done before blah blah blah. are you guys like 9 or something? cuz you show the creativity of a nine year old. and the game still sucks. I cant believe Ive just wasted half an hour of my life watching both of your movies. I think I had an epiphany while watching this flick, and it goes a little something like this: blam.

[Perfect Kirby 1.1]

tell about the rabbits goerge.

I can tend the rabbits! Im probably the only one who caught that...oh well. do you mind my asking what your obsession is with breakfast? for such a long movie this had absolutely no point. it was extremely boring. your animation needs to be MUCH better if your going to make something so long. you need better voices. half of the talking scenes didnt play voice, just moved mouths. and the game at the end was pretty half assed. sorry if my review sounds a bit rough, I wrote it while I watched to keep me ocupied.

[Fat Head Beat Down]

hmmm... I really wanted to see blood

how can you set an example for all the other fat heads who get out of line if they cant see the result of being a fathead... at least show the aftermath. you know, a bloody ovicado*spelling lying in a puddle of blood and piss(from when you hit him in the stomach so hard he peed himself hahahaha) excuse my imagination lol. oh well. it was cute, but it left me craving blood....

[As a sniper...]

yawn..

nice try. almost there. keep trying though, your getting close, that was ok.. not great, but ok. Ill give you a five, cuz it dont desearve a zero, and I really cant think of a better number, your only getting a five because it is 7 in the morning and I havnt gone to bed yet and Im not thinking straight.

ZIMO responds:

thanx man this is great some 1 realy seing my work besides my friends thanks alot man.