blindeyes's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metal Gear Stick Ep.3]

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not only were they sticks, but shittily drawn sticks!!! poop wreaks less than your movie. the only reason I didnt give all zeros was because i liked having the subtitles so I could listen to music to keep me occupied while I suffered through this poor poor excuse for flash

[Piece of shlt car in 3d]

what the SHIT? wheres the rest of it?

your movie was shitier than the car! I mean, my ballsack could wip out a beter movie for that song and my ballsack isnt exactly the creative type, its got a one track mind if you know what I mean. but if you finished that fucking movie my ballsack wouldnt be competition because you would have animated it getting poked by a spring but YOU DIDNT because YOU SUCK!!!

[Totally Morbid: Dir. Cut.]

DUDE, WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT????

I dont really know what to put, I just though after watching 5 movies of sticks getting hit by cars in one day I should review one of them. get your own Ideas, chill out on the sticks and do a descant movie that I dont get mad about wasting my time after I watch, flash is so easy and you waste your talents making sticks getting hit by cars with no sound!!!!! my friend you should be banned from newgrounds.

[>>> Kung Fu 2 <<<]

if you dont like this movie GO TO THE HELL

the best movie Ive seen in a long time!!

[shit about cheese i guess]

Group X arabian rap sensation kick ass

the animation was cool and all, and the song is great. you should have listened more to what they actually say in the song because most of what you wrote was wrong, other than that I enjoyed it

RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh responds:

Most of what I wrote was wrong?! Have you even read Group X's incoherent lyrics? Considering the words for their other songs, which look like a 3rd grader made rhymes for them, I think my transcription is accurate.